When a female is menstrating on Valentines day it is called an Amish Mule.
Also referred to as ‘Blood Punch’.
Not to be confused with a Moscow Mule.
Also referred to as ‘Blood Punch’.
Not to be confused with a Moscow Mule.
Person 1: “ It will be a day of raw dogging and an Amish Mule.”
Person 2: “Should I start juicing now?”
Person 1: “No you don’t want to start until the day of Valentine’s Day or you risk not being ripe enough”
“Hey babe I hope youre okay with an Amish Mule this year.”
“YES!! I love blood punch!”
Person 2: “Should I start juicing now?”
Person 1: “No you don’t want to start until the day of Valentine’s Day or you risk not being ripe enough”
“Hey babe I hope youre okay with an Amish Mule this year.”
“YES!! I love blood punch!”
by Gerald Steve February 13, 2026
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When a woman on her day of the month bends over, forces herself to sneeze and blow out her used tampon onto her unsuspecting friend(s)
Girl one: want to play some Amish Paintball with me?
Girl two: what's Amish Paintballing? Do we, like, throw tomatoes at each other? Hehe.
Girl one: no, you play it like this! *bends over and sneezes out and shoots used tampon onto girl two*
Girl two: EEEEWWW!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU ARE, LIKE, SO FUCKEN GROSS!!! *bends over and sneezes and shoots her own used tampon back*
Girl two: what's Amish Paintballing? Do we, like, throw tomatoes at each other? Hehe.
Girl one: no, you play it like this! *bends over and sneezes out and shoots used tampon onto girl two*
Girl two: EEEEWWW!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU ARE, LIKE, SO FUCKEN GROSS!!! *bends over and sneezes and shoots her own used tampon back*
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This means no screens, no porno, no vibrators, and no masturbatory aid of any kind.
This means no screens, no porno, no vibrators, and no masturbatory aid of any kind.
Man, I've been watching too much porn lately. I think I'm going to exclusively Amish masturbate for a while.
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by M1ster_R0gers January 28, 2025
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Person 1: “Jake roll up the windows I can’t breath from your hot steamy fart!”
Person 2: “Feel the wrath of the Amish Hotbox!!”
Person 2: “Feel the wrath of the Amish Hotbox!!”
by skeetboi February 21, 2025
Get the Amish Hotbox mug.The act of accidentally (or questionably on-purpose) defecating in your pants while sitting in a cold car, resulting in a brief, shameful wave of unexpected warmth. Most commonly occurs during frigid mornings when the car heater hasn’t kicked in yet and the body’s betrayal becomes oddly convenient.
Bro, my car wouldn’t start this morning and it was freezing… ended up with an Amish heated seat situation. Not proud of it.
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