free agent

Bisexual. Someone who sleeps with either sex. Especially someone who choses depending on which is more attractive, or is the better deal, on a given night.

Mike: Hey, it looks like Eddie is hitting on that gut...is he gay or what?

Frank: Na, but there are no good looking women here tonight, he's just looking for the best deal. Eddie's a free agent.

by LoneCrane November 4, 2007

argentinarican

A person who is a mix of Argentian and Puerto Rican decent.

ex: My mami is puerto rican and my papi is argentinian, so I am an Argentinarican.

by Mami Chula November 8, 2006

agent

Dutch word for cop or police officer.

Ik wil graag agent worden (I want to become a cop / police officer).

by YourMotherJeMoeder August 4, 2016

Agent Provocateur

A pompous troll. Someone who, in their dotage, envokes views on race, gender politics, or popular culture in desperate hope for attention. Usually a formerly great mind, communicator and/or broadcaster who has run ungraciously to insignificance. This is a self-defined term for an elderly person desperate for relevance.

For example, this post

“That Brian Edwards used to be amazing. But since he’s taken to elderly pompous trolling, he describes himself as an Agent Provocateur”

by El_d April 22, 2018

free agent

Refers to the level of attractiveness of a potential sex partner. While said person may be somewhat attractive or exhibit certain desirable traits, it is not a person one would date. Such assessments usually end in one night stands. Usually used by college or professional athletes (football,basketball, etc.) as it relates to their respective sports' draft.

Yeah, she's got a nice body, but she no "first round pick". I might pick her up as a "free agent" after the bars close...

by topp dizzle September 4, 2006

Argentinean missile

When a female takes her partners' poop, then freezes it to make a long dildo out of it then eventually melting in the females vagina. the missile melts in the hot climate-hence Argentinean Missile!

John: Yo bill did you here?
Bill: What?
John: Mary did an argentinean missile with bob last night
Bill: oh thats disgusting! your going to make me puke
John: I heard the missile melted after only 2 minutes!

by James Biggiesmalls October 24, 2010

Argent Metal

Industrial metal. It's industrial metal.

"Hey dude, do you like Argent Metal?"
"What the fuck is that?"

by ellasbian March 15, 2022