adoption

Joseph kony welcoming you into his army

have you heard about all those children up foradoption?

by OLAF ROCK COCK August 8, 2016

Adoption

The cover story for when you are caught talking or meeting with someone you shouldn't be associating with.

"When Melania asked why Don was texting Vlad late at night, he said it was to talk about adoption.

by PresidentTaftThatAss July 20, 2017

October 18 National Adoption Day

October 18, is national adoption day get all your children today

October 18 National Adoption day

by Mrnotfunny October 17, 2019

gut punch abortion

To violently strike a child-bearing women in the uterine area.

Melanie: "Dad I think I'm pregnant and I'm going to keep it."
Dad: "That's fine honey"
*later that evening while Melanie is sleeping*

Dad: "Jennifer our daughters pregnant"
Jennifer: "That cum guzzling dick garage would fuck the pope I'm going to give her a gut punch abortion"

by Dickgaragecentral June 14, 2016

Texas Abortion

When a pregnant lady is cut open, before having her womb and uterus gouged out with a shovel.

Woman: "I don't want this child inside me anymore, could you give me a Texas Abortion?"
Man: "Let me get my shovel..."

by AncientOfDays December 16, 2008

Abortion Five

Giving a girl a high five after she tells you she had an abortion.

Not even joking just because it is on Urban Dictionary, this is real, after my older sister told me about how she had an abortion because she did what she had to do, I have her a high five, or an "Abortion Five"

by The Hashslinging Slasher November 30, 2010

Abortion

If it's not legal; how are we supposed to feed baby souls to our pagan Death-God?

Hym "Quick! Iam, get in the car."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym "I need to get an abortion!"

Iam "You... What!? That's not how that works..."

Hym "Then how else am I supposed to get rid of you!? Ahahaha!!"

Iam "..........."

Hym "Get it!? Cus you're a baby!? AAAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "...... You're an idiot.."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2022