absoslutly

When your fellow islanders want to gift you a copy of the new Call of Duty and you are all like 'ABSOSLUTLY NOT?'

'Hey, we're gonna all pitch in together and get you the new COD so you can play with us!'
'Uhhhhh... 'ABSOSLUTLY NOT?'

by MattoMatto January 3, 2025

abbbsolutely not

yeah i really do want to

do you want to play rise of nations?

abbbsolutely not

by asdQWASDQWEASD February 16, 2026

Abross

A concept or entity that embodies timeless innovation, enduring relevance, and rapid adaptability across eras.

Company name: AbrossIT

by Google_Alphabet April 23, 2025

Abbottmandering

The manipulation of statewide scoring systems of public schools to portray failing public education outcomes.

Texas recently announced a drastic decrease of public school performance due to abbottmandering.

by RAUS25 April 25, 2025

Abbottcore

The term used when describing someone dull, spiritless, emotionally unavailable, and lacking in personality. Someone who is both sensitive yet simultaneously would not understand their own feelings if it slapped them across the face. Often they are lanky, quiet and socially awkward. They live and breathe their own insecurities and project their self hatred into every aspect of their life, especially in romantic relationships. They are controlled by fear of being forgotten and replaceable. Pretend to be better than everyone else just because they go to a prestigious university, but cry themselves to sleep at night and surround themselves with fake friends who lie about them to their face and also about their face (they are ugly but are into believing otherwise) Lack culture and sincerity. Desperate to have trauma. Fuelled by self-sabotage. Bonus points if they listen to Kanye West (especially at the gym), and drive an electric Fiat and shag pringles cans; also if they look like reincarnated Sid from Toy Story, and get jealous of other men existing near you.

'Oh my god, my brother listens to Kanye West now'
'What the hell, that is so Abbottcore'

by BlossomForthxx July 15, 2025

Abbott Elementary

The best show ever, you should definitely watch it

"Hey have you seen Abbott Elementary?"
"Yeah, Gregory and Janine need to make out NOW"

by YOU'RE SUS July 20, 2025

Absosquidlylutely

When something is squiddish and completely certain.

SquidGrow will absosquidlylutely go above 5B mcap!

by GrimaceTheSquid December 19, 2025