Grip a Commish

a healthy handful of commission

yo you just got a huge grip a commish!

by nikwax February 21, 2009

Jersey Grip

-To grip ones Male genitalia with the thumb facing down.

-Upside-down baseball bat grip.

That porn makes me want to jerk it jersey grip.

by Tehcnique May 15, 2009

raw grip

the act of gripping someone by the testicular region with bare hands (skin on skin)

"keep talkin shit and ill come over there and raw grip you"

by THEWILL May 21, 2007

Death Grip

The act of grasping the penis with such ferocity, usually done by that of a woman body builder.

The big buff woman clenched my penis like a weight

Damn dude, she gave you a death grip.

by Get in my clopper June 3, 2018

dismal grips

To be in prison or caught by the police with no way out

Damn, son I aint seen you where you been? Boy I was in the dismal grips for slappin a bitch and couldn't make bail

by godchef May 26, 2010

Get A Grip

A played out 80's term that one would use and a Rank Out session. A weak response at best, someone would use this if they got cut down and didn't have anything else to say.

Yo' Pete! Why don't you get a grip bitch! (You sorry ass band geek)

by Steve December 6, 2004

grip reaper

An extravagant snow bunny with a tight pink oinky snorky

His final wish to be visited by the grip reaper and turn that oinky snorky into tasty bacon.

by sxrgee January 19, 2023