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Bishop

the act of having multiple guys are at a sleepover, and they make an agreement that the first person to fall asleep gets a dick in their mouth
"bruva i fell asleep and they pulled a bishop on me"
by banayner February 19, 2019
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bishop ramsey

A school located in Ruislip London filled with profound students who have amazing mental capability, this school is the best there is and is usually only attended by the upper class and wealthy.
Wow you go to bishop Ramsey, you must be very clever!
by Edward01939393 January 10, 2019
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slapping the bishop

To expose your package and touch it inappropriately, especially in public.
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for slapping the bishop at the adult theater.
by Ken Seabury July 23, 2018
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Malcolm bishop

A big specy bald cunt who walks through town talking to himself and is most definitely gay
Oh shit look at that twat oh wait.... na it's just Malcolm bishop
by Bigdongwingwong February 8, 2019
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Bishop

Somebody who cannot handle their drink. Often found stumbling the streets of London after half a pint.
‘Adam it’s your round.’

‘I’m heading off now fellas.’

Adam leaves

‘He really can’t handle his drink. He’s such a Bishop.’
by The chundermeister May 15, 2018
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red bishop

When someone slaps their penis into tomato sauce & waves it around blessing people on their forehead in the shape of a crucifix..
"Oh Jamal, get the sauce ready.. Jimmy is doing a red bishop for grandma & her bingo boys"
by Ramonial crumb May 28, 2018
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St Mary's Bishops Stortford

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all
kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum
by mumstealingyalist May 5, 2022
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