Dead Yogurt

Dead yogurt is a derogative term for a white boy with red anche spotty blochy skin that looks like raspberry and strawberry yogurt.

Shut the fuck up, dead yogurt!

by TrashPrike December 17, 2018

purple yogurt slinger

A very large penis that is bruised purple because of constant use, in a clit lip or a ass hole

That man has a huge purple yogurt slinger

by yoMamma June 19, 2015

yogurt Drop

When your staring at a girl with big double d boozums and you drop you yogurt and your dick falls out of your pants because the boozums are too distracting.

Yogurt Drops is a classic when your admiring boozums and they are just to big and naughty

by Dr dickdestroyer May 30, 2019

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger

A mans 3rd leg

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger Is going crazy on that girls face

by Weowentard June 2, 2020

Yogurt!ng

When you take mushrooms with dairy and citrus to onset a fantastic high.

I yogurted last tuesday for my grandson's bris, he's such a good little mensch. Afterwards, I sharted while i peaked. I highly suggest yogurt!ng to all of my colleagues.

by clydevanhasselberglovesgloves April 16, 2022

Yogurt effect

Initially used by common man cocktails, but popularized by Cold Ones. When making a shot with Galliano, Irish cream, sloe gin and stroh 80. This will happen if you use the right sloe gin

TODAAAAAAAAY we’re gonna create a shooter that will, if you use the right sloe gin, give you a YOGURT EFFECT!

by Puffy boi June 21, 2025

Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger

Modern slang word for a nonbinary person that has a penis and purple hair dye.

Yo, did you hear about Machel? I hard he was a Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger.

by Turbocharger.qcow2 November 20, 2022