Memory Wanking

When you're horny as fuck and you don't have time to pull up any porn, so you just have to remember some porn you once watched

Beau: 'You took a while in there.'
Lachlan: 'Yeah I was memory wanking!'
Beau: 'Fuckin legend'

by Your Local Perth Guide July 19, 2021

hound winding

The circling action a dog does to get comfortable before lying down.

My dog spends ten minutes hound winding before he goes to bed.

by anonymous December 11, 2021

GODZILLA IS WINNING

the best mf in discord history no cap

ayo that godzilla is winning guys is dope

by godzilla slaps March 6, 2021

Legend of Winning

Youtuber, Twitch Streamer, Basketball genius, A Debate God. Usually find him on Twitter Spaces roast low IQ basketball casuals, posting educational basketball YouTube videos, watching highlights and debate takes on stream, and doing podcasts and react videos with his boy Agent 00.

"Whoa! Its Legend of Winning man!"

by defnotz February 27, 2022

The only winning move

The only winning move is not to play. Used in lose-lose scenarios

Streator: This troll just commented on my post. How should I respond?
Sylvia: Use the only winning move

by AllFallsToDust September 4, 2022

Winging

Old philly slang for when someone smells bad

Ayo you need some deodorant because your underarms was winging

by Dsmooth March 31, 2008

Bi-winning

Describes someone who has bi-winning disorder. The belief that you have an innate ability to win at everything you put your mind to, regardless of the actual reality of the situation.

This state of mind is marked by a manic optimism. Even if everything suddenly goes to shit, it doesn't matter. Because you are incapable of losing.

1. 'I'm bi-winning - I win here and I win there. Now what?'

2. Person 1: 'That guy's lost his wife, his career, and his hit tv-sitcom, and is almost certain to end his days poor and alone, having blown all his money on drugs and porn stars. So why is he so optimistic?' Person 2: 'Because he's biwinning, that's why.'

by kibblesworth March 23, 2011