Wig Yarns

A person under the influence of methamphetamine telling stories with little to no actual facts or truth

Example story 'Susan was walking one minute and dropped dead the next' - when in actual fact Susan was very much alive and healthy

"That sounds like a wig yarns"

"You've been up too many days go to sleep and stop talking wig yarns"

by Jademareebaby September 30, 2019

Wig

Something my grandma wears and think it’s the stuff while she swingin it

Omg look at her wig it look like her real hair

by Niyahlitt May 19, 2018

wig did

To get your hair done. Hair cut

She went to the salon to get her wig did.

by Mrwells79 December 25, 2017

Wig flew

A phrase that originated from Danho's homonymous song, used quite often in Stan Twitter. It signifies a state of shock, surprise, or excitement caused by a song, event, video, or image.

Gigi: OMG, did you see that video?
Andrea: Of course, wig flew!

by ViaD'Agem September 7, 2017

wig blast

When you are driving in a convertible car, the wind catches your wing and blasts it off.

Dude, put the roof down, i've just had a wig blast

by DanSatch March 20, 2017

merken wig

An artificial hairpiece for the genitals

OMG! She has to wear a merken wig due to alopecia (baldness) of her crotch!

by darlamay2016 April 17, 2017

North Carolina Wig wam

When he mounts a girl's face with her head towards his legs and slides his dick inside her mouth so that his balls create a wig wam around her nose.

"That Canadian broad almost passed out after I gave her a North Carolina Wig wam."

by MauiWowieNC April 20, 2018