Skip to main content

Wiener care

A type of care for your wiener for all your needs, if your wiener starts to hurt no need to worry just call wiener care and they will come and fix it free of charge, but it’s $9.99 a month
John put his weenie in the toaster and sadly it have black toaster marks but thankfully wiener care was their to help
by anonymous October 22, 2020
mugGet the Wiener care mug.

Half Baked Wiener

1. Soggy corn dog

2. When you think his dick is hard, but it’s not
I was about to hop on his dick when I realized it was just a half baked wiener.
by Dickhandle October 4, 2020
mugGet the Half Baked Wiener mug.

Sofa wiener

The hot dog you hide from your partner so you can have a guilt free lunch.
Sower went to get his sofa wiener when no one was looking.
by anonymous October 14, 2020
mugGet the Sofa wiener mug.

Wienered

"You just got wienered" if you have standing hotdogs in your front lawn!
by IllinoisMI September 15, 2013
mugGet the Wienered mug.

wiener fun time

the act of sex or sexual play involving two people and a penis. The opposite of wiener sad time.
Guy 1: Dude, how did you do last night?
Guy 2: Tiffany and I totally had wiener fun time!
Guy 1: Awesome.
by sk8likmullen411 July 14, 2011
mugGet the wiener fun time mug.

Gretchen Wieners

The fetchest in the land, even if other's don't think fetch will happen.
Gretchen Wieners: "That is so fetch!"
Regina: "Gretchen! Stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!"
by FetchinGretchen June 10, 2023
mugGet the Gretchen Wieners mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email