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Half Baked Wiener

1. Soggy corn dog

2. When you think his dick is hard, but it’s not
I was about to hop on his dick when I realized it was just a half baked wiener.
by Dickhandle October 4, 2020
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Sofa wiener

The hot dog you hide from your partner so you can have a guilt free lunch.
Sower went to get his sofa wiener when no one was looking.
by anonymous October 14, 2020
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Wienered

"You just got wienered" if you have standing hotdogs in your front lawn!
by IllinoisMI September 15, 2013
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wiener fun time

the act of sex or sexual play involving two people and a penis. The opposite of wiener sad time.
Guy 1: Dude, how did you do last night?
Guy 2: Tiffany and I totally had wiener fun time!
Guy 1: Awesome.
by sk8likmullen411 July 14, 2011
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Wiener

something that you get aids from
guy 1: bro do you like wiener

guy 2: no I can get aids from that
guy 1: oh
by tonychestnut February 26, 2023
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Green-Wienered

(Verb) When your boss mandates a task at or near the end of your shift, especially after an already long or strenuous day, not to be confused with voluntary overtime. While the origin is unclear it is widely believed to be derived from the fact that “hot dogs” turn green when left out for too long.
“Nobody wanted to run that last delivery last night so Steve got green-wienered again.”

“Sorry babe, I’m not going to make it for dinner tonight, we had a last second walk in and I got green-wienered!”
by Montgomery23 March 15, 2023
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Neat wienering

When you’re giving your girl that neat stroke game.
He gave me the best two minutes of neat wienering of my life.
by Neat wienerer February 10, 2023
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