dead meat weekend

weekend before/during finals or some other hellish and crucial time period.

During Dead Meat Weekend, people chug so much caffeine that the vending machines are always out of mountain dew.

by missmuffinface June 1, 2010

Wanking Weekends

A weekend you spend with you girlfriend/boyfriend that is so boring that you resort to wanking in their bathrooms. This mostly happens when your other half forces you to watch chick flicks like How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days or any other Mathew McConaughey movie.

Jack: Tom did you have fun at Jordans last weekend?
Tom: No it was one of those "Wanking Weekends" I've been having alot recently!
Jack: Oh I see....fucking Mathew McConaughey!!!

by pirate phillip December 3, 2009

right field weekend

The weekend before one gets the "good" paycheck for each month. Because one can't achieve much when s/he is faced with this kind of weekend, s/he feels as if s/he were a person stuck playing baseball in right field.

It's so boring being stuck in the house with nothing to do 'cause I don't have any money to go anywhere. I just paid the rent, so it's another paycheck down the toilet. Oh, well, another right field weekend!

by pentozali April 22, 2006

dirty weekend chic

Someone who is chic whilst looking as if they were about to go off for two days of getting boned the fuck out of.

The woman in the catsuit is a dirty weekend chic.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

Weekend Hat Trick

A situation where you hang out with the same person on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. This does not apply to a significant other.

Person 1: "Hey, you wanna hang out today?"
Person 2: "But we already hung out on Friday and Saturday"
Person 1: "Might as well go for the Weekend Hat Trick"

by Leadwig February 14, 2010

Weekend Dick

A dick smaller than a vacation dick, but larger than boyfriend dick. Is of average length but is thicker than normal.

I just started dating a guy with Weekend Dick, I can't handle it everyday.

by Jackhammer June 17, 2016

weekend

A time of the week where you hookup with a person named D’Angelo. Repeats every WEEKEND.

o shit dude it’s the weekend, time to hookup with D’Angelo.

by only.true.answers November 2, 2019