Weasel piss

Slang for penetrating oil

Spray rusted bolts with weasel piss

by anonymous June 23, 2022

chat weasel

One who weasels their way back onto your IM buddy list after they've already been blocked.

Friend 1: "You're still talking to him? I thought you cut him off weeks ago."

Friend 2: "Yeah, I let that chat weasel back into my IM."

by Chiquitabanana January 16, 2008

Flopping Weasel

When one take his own balls in his own hand, lifts them in the air, finds a near by target to then drop or "flop" his own balls on a body part of the target.

Yo dude check this shit out, bout to give my dog a flopping weasel on her face. flopping balls silly weasel

by Garbry Boys July 25, 2012

poo weasel

Poo weasel is when you get angry at fifa and your mum is in your room e.g. George barlow " oh poo weasel "

George barlow poo weasel

by gingey melon November 29, 2013

Toss a weasel

To pee pee, urinate, drain the main vain

(guy) Buddy, I'll be right back I need to go toss a weasel.
(buddy) Thanks dude, appreciate the notice. homo.

by Chrisbe February 10, 2009

Honking The Weasel

A slang term for masturbation.

Renato was honking the weasel all night long.
Justine's father caught her honking the weasel to pictures of DJ.

by Robert El Paso September 3, 2009

Choking the weasel

To masturbate

Nothing. Just scoping tits; choking the weasel.

by ThatGuyInPants March 14, 2011