walking funny

is an expression people use to talk about someone who is walking in a way they normally don't. People "walk funny" when they are hurt.

A. Why are you walking funny?
B. I must have slept wrong or something.

by Siordiya June 17, 2014

Wallingford

is a town 15 minutes north of New Haven. It is a very white town, with about 10 black people who have trickled in from Hamden or Meriden by accident, and the rest are Mexicans that work in the restaurants as cooks or the local Laundrymat Chain "White Way" (ironically named). Wally World as it is affectionately known as, has access to all the major roadways in CT, just like Meriden, however Meriden is a sh*thole, so most people that have jobs and ambition live in Wallingford. Most people that are born in this town tend to stay there forever working at Ulbrich, Amphenol, or a number of other larger companies in the Industrial Parks. There are plenty of decent places to eat for fine dining,some great bars, and ofcourse, some of the finest dives in the universe....headlined by "The Monte Carlo"...where you can get the finest canned beer money can buy. There is every chain restaurant possible, Including CT's only Sonic, so you will have plenty of choices to hit up when you get the muchies on your "bake ride" around town. Wallingford people have a lot of pride in their town,like to get into everyone else's drama, and are definitely not afraid to fight for no apparent reason. Summers are filled with the "ping" of plastic hitting aluminum over at the softball fields Westside and Doolittle where there is more beer being drunk than actual softball being played. All in all, wallingford is a great town to raise a family.

Meriden Kid "yo, whiteboy, you from Wallingford?"
Wallingford Kid "I am white, so yes I am."
Meriden Kid "I guess you are right."

Wallingford guy at a bar "Jaegerbomb and a budweiser"
Wallingford girl at a bar "tootsie roll and a white zinfadel"

Black guy in Wallingford "what the hell am I doing in Wallingford?"

by fatkid3 September 25, 2010

Wellington

The act of forcing a females hand upon your own crotch in the attempt to receive a hand job, all without prior touching, kissing, or foreplay of any kind.

Female 1: Last night he gave me a Wellington.

Female 2: What? No titty or ass grabbing, whatsoever?

Female 1: Nope, just a straight Wellington.

by Dr. Derelicte June 1, 2010

walking straight

This is a reference to trying to walk straight (walk a line) and pass a field sobriety test, while drunk or intoxicated, in front of a Law Enforcement Officer.

A man passes a field sobriety test while drunk by walking in a straight line. By walking straight, he is released and free to go, even though he broke the law. He fooled the cop and does not have to go to jail.

by John Howard 1 May 15, 2007

Walking Like a Zombie

To get fucked up on pills and/or alcohol and proceed to stumble around aimlessly and incoherently, uncapable of speaking, emitting only grunts and moans, as in George Romero's Night of the Living Dead.

" Maaaannn, my bro was so fucked up on that erk and jerk last night he was walking like a zombie all round the damn house"

by Dinnahthieves October 15, 2008

Walking graveyard

A woman who has had multiple abortions is a "walking graveyard."

"You hear Amy had another abortion? I think that's number 3!"

"Yeah, that bitch is a walking graveyard! She should be on the pill!"

by Markytheballa3 February 8, 2009

walking life

when describing to purely internet friends your real or actual life

froot609: So sander54 thinks he's so cool, even though his blogs are such bs >:)

addonfreak: yah he reminds me of one of my walking life friends lol

by IamCunt June 17, 2010