wake-off

1. The action of being awoken via hand job, provided by an impartial observer.

2. The process by which a stranger or friend tugs you awake.

3. Waking up to find you've successfully performed a sleep beat. See sleep beat.

I told her I had to get up early for work, and was pleasantly surprised by a morning wake-off.

by Blackknight2011 May 25, 2011

Wakley

Word used to describe a large portion or massive appendage.

Hey Tarquin, look at that guy in the shower. He's hung like a wakley!

by RABSTER March 13, 2013

wakefield middle

a place with slithery snakessss

please don’t tell me you go to wakefield middle, i heard they have snakes

by yeah i’m the next day August 19, 2017

wakem

Black guy that likes white girls. Has a tiny dick and the only reason his girl likes him is cause he is athletic

Do you here Wakem is dating that poor white girl, that is a shame is beautiful.

by Señor poopy pants December 1, 2017

on waleed

A substitute for on God or ong for people that do not wish to curse at God.

“only thing i like about family reunions is seeing my fave cousin”
“LMFAOOOOOO on waleed 😭💯”

by notremaine April 7, 2020

Waked

v. to be wasted and baked simultaneously.

"Dude, I was soooo waked last night. I should not have shotgunned 10 beers after having smoked 3 bowls.."

by L-dubb February 18, 2009

Waken

Waken another word for a Pro or some one who is really good at something

man that guys waken
dude that guys so waken

by Harvey sweet March 17, 2009