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by Orrinpants November 16, 2021

C Wad

The hardest rapper you will ever hear

I can’t listen to anybody other then C Wad.

by NewTrend setter September 30, 2021

Mod Wad

An undefined amount of money saved for vehicle modification usually kept either in a large roll of cash or in a lock box/ safe.

(Gabrial)- hey Kendall don't go blowing your mod wad on a cheap spoiler or valve stem caps save it for a turbo!

by Gabrialtig February 21, 2022

nut wad

when you nut in your hand and then ball it up and throw it at someone

DUDE CATCH! ew dude thats a nut wad

by Uncle Al's Trailer Park May 30, 2021

wadded up five

Represents a poor gesture, like giving someone a crumpled five-dollar bill for their hard work. Typically used to say that you wouldn't be that grateful for something.

If you mowed my lawn for me, I'd give you... a wadded up five? I'll probably just do it myself.

by obeliskian July 10, 2025

Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.

"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"

by PhatSphoincter September 29, 2025

Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.

"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"

by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025