Fuck Wad

A slime alien orgy where most or all participants morph into one giant blob

Slime aliens invaded earth, killed all humans, and turned the planet into fuck wad central.

by Roofie GIN and Tonic November 14, 2018

wad and stone

The act of filling a bong with jizz and then taking a hit of ganja.

Karl wad and stoned his way through "college."

by rascalflat October 6, 2016

wad

someone / something or a situation to be described as nothing other than wild and mad

“did you see that oversized baby? it was wad… in fact it was a wadness. some may call it a wadderz badderz.”

by bvtj September 14, 2023

WAD

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person 1 : hey bro, wanna wad
person 2 : nahh its all good, im too tired from wading yesterday. I'll watch tho

by wadder May 22, 2022

Fuck Wad

A guy that no one fucking stands and no one wants around and if She/He Dies no one will fucking care.

OMG Jack is so fucking stupid! He must be a Fuck wad

by Cochoco July 13, 2018

Wad Eye

When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.

I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

by Secret Person 2007 February 8, 2023

dick wad

A slow person who can’t understand shit.

Shut up dick wad

by LILNINIINIGA February 23, 2024