When you take a shit and it's very dry and comes out clean. You know you don't really have to wipe but do it once anyways. Very ideal before athletic events.
Dude i just took a huge shit and only had to courtesy wipe, i'm gonna break the school record today.
by k bro May 25, 2010
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"And with a grin, she took her favorite tube-top, and gave me the most gentle nut wipe that i had ever experienced."
by kingsexy February 3, 2003
Get the Nut wipe mug.A Shitty Finger Wipe happens when you're taking a massive shit on the toilet and when you're finished and go to wipe your ass, you accidentally miscalculate your finger placement on the toilet paper and end up smearing fresh smelly fecal matter onto one of your fingers as well as half of the toilet paper. Usually the Middle or Ring finger.
My girlfriend was horny one night and tried sucking on my middle finger as to turn me on, hinting towards a nice blowjob. After a quick suck of my finger, she made a disgusted face and proceeded to pick a single kernel of corn that tasted like shit out of the back of her throat. I had eaten corn two nights ago. Must have happened from a Shitty Finger Wipe that I failed to notice after I took a shit.
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Get the Shitty Finger Wipe mug.A very arousing self-orgasmic sexual technique done by inserting your penis all the way into any insertable and penetrable object and moving your hips in a circular motion like wiping a window and then ejaculating inside while still maintaining that same circular motion.
1: Dude, I finally window wiped my girl's ass the other night!
2: So Karina, did you let David window wipe you yet?
3: Leland told me that after he was done window wiping his girl he gave her a hot jiminy for watching some BBM porn.
2: So Karina, did you let David window wipe you yet?
3: Leland told me that after he was done window wiping his girl he gave her a hot jiminy for watching some BBM porn.
by Darren Louis April 15, 2008
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Get the Mccarty Wipe mug.a person who smokes meth (tweeker) whos only contribution to the smoke session is providing the wet-nap(wet-wipe),often used to wipe the pipe on after each hit.At times these types will subsitute any thing for a wipe;their clothing,couches,bed sheets,carpet,ect. just for the possibility of being in the session(getting high).
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