I want your ass on the table

Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.

Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.

by Angel_k March 21, 2010

the wanted

possibly the worlds most amazing and gorgeous boyband formed of nathan sykes = yummmmm. max george = yum. tom parker = ooft. siva kaneswaren = nom. jay mcguiness = javatarishous. yah yah yah they are mint ;D

oh hey the wanted are fit as
have you heard all time low by the wanted? its amazing
the wanted fill all the vacancys in my heart

by twloljk September 26, 2010

i want attention syndrome

When a person pretends to be depressed for attention, frequently cutting themselves and stating that they will commit suicide

She said she has anxiety but she just had I want attention syndrome

by Heystabb May 4, 2018

Wanton Wellies

The flashy, striped, paisley, polka dot, animal print rubber boots, worn by fashion conscious women everywhere!

No freaking green or yellow wellies for me, only Wanton Wellies will do.

by Lauri127 December 3, 2005

Wantitude

Wantitude is the ratio of desire for someone or somethin

i have a stronger level of wantitude for that brownie, but i have low wantitude for that cupcake

by ilovewantitude January 26, 2011

washtub

A lacusexual position in which one wets soap in a pond then rubs it sensually over their earlobes to the tune of Aqua's 'lollipop'. generally considered taboo, even in the llgbt community. Also rumoured to induce a state of divine alignment.

OMG! Just got off on the phone from Stacey, said her pondfriend gave her a noncon washtub!!1 Anyway she's dead now.

by Theonetruekentuckywildcat February 18, 2015

Wasn'tbeen

One level below the hasbeen, a wasn'tbeen is a kook who also poses as a hasbeen, the main difference being, the wasn'tbeen never was, but the hasbeen has...

"That dude Gary is such a wasn'tbeen."

by ankowai April 21, 2017