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A lacusexual position in which one wets soap in a pond then rubs it sensually over their earlobes to the tune of Aqua's 'lollipop'. generally considered taboo, even in the llgbt community. Also rumoured to induce a state of divine alignment.
OMG! Just got off on the phone from Stacey, said her pondfriend gave her a noncon washtub!!1 Anyway she's dead now.
washtub by Theonetruekentuckywildcat February 18, 2015
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Washtub Bass 

An oft-undervalued instrument. Those who play or admire the washtub bass realized that its inexpensive construction and simplicity sometimes distract idiots from the rich variety of notes and tones one can achieve when playing a washtub bass. If one wants to add more dancibility to their band's music, they need to get a washtub bassist, who will most likely have wicked arm muscles. Also know as a gutbucket.
Guy 1: "Man, that chick is hot."
Guy 2: "Aw dude, that's Rachel. Don't mess with her, she's a washtub bassist."
Guy 1: "Thanks bro. Close call. She could deck my ass."
Washtub Bass by rainphantom February 24, 2009
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washuba is an alternative word to the powerful word love. It is usually used when a person wants to tell another that they love them but does not feel comfortable using the word "love."
person 1: "You're my best friend I love you!"

Person 2: "I washuba you too!"
washuba by Lennardus January 23, 2010

washturded 

When your taking a bath and you shart and you keep washing your self in shit water then it makes you feel kinda retarded!
Last night I washturded.
washturded by Panzi87 March 16, 2018

washtubble 

The weird name that Wegahta called Gracie and I. Who knows what it means. Even with context it makes no sense
Amelia: Hey

Wegahta: Hello my little Washtubble
Amelia to Gracie(whispering):wtf
washtubble by potatopants69 December 8, 2021

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
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