A lacusexual position in which one wets soap in a pond then rubs it sensually over their earlobes to the tune of Aqua's 'lollipop'. generally considered taboo, even in the llgbt community. Also rumoured to induce a state of divine alignment.
OMG! Just got off on the phone from Stacey, said her pondfriend gave her a noncon washtub!!1 Anyway she's dead now.
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Guy 1: "Man, that chick is hot."
Guy 2: "Aw dude, that's Rachel. Don't mess with her, she's a washtub bassist."
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Guy 1: "Thanks bro. Close call. She could deck my ass."
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washuba is an alternative word to the powerful word love. It is usually used when a person wants to tell another that they love them but does not feel comfortable using the word "love."
by Lennardus January 23, 2010
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Last night I washturded.
by Panzi87 March 16, 2018
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