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voldemorting

When one, or preferably many, muggles dressed as Lord Voldemort simultaneously reign terror at an event and sufficiently disturb the peace of said event. Any form of Voldemort is fair game. Voldemorts are often found screaming unforgiveable curses (especially crucio) at women, children, and mudbloods.
Six of my buddies and I were voldemorting the shit out of my cousin's wedding last weekend. Poor bride's maids didn't stand a chance against my cruciatus curse, and I think Tom Riddle may have killed that adorable ring bearer.
by Ol' Voldy July 15, 2011
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vojta

A tall guy that seems fine on the inside but is dead on the inside. Gets board easily, loves jokes and has a super big schlong which he know how to use in sexual activities
Person 1:OMG look at him he’s so funny he has to be a Vojta!

Person 2:AND he’s a beast in bed too.
by Jeen October 1, 2018
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VOD frogs

VOD frog(s) is a term used to describe a person/people who don't watch live streams on twitch.tv and instead watch the VOD
Streamer: This song will get the VOD muted.
Chat: Who cares about the VOD frogs
by Joshua_1234 September 24, 2019
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Movie Previews Voice

That deep masculant voice that describes the newest summer blockbuster
In the city, you must fight to survive. He, sold tortillas on the corner, and the Mob wanted in.

"i don't know who this guy is, but I want him and his tortillas, DEAD!"

He had one chance, and his chance was to fight back. Arnold Schwartzenegger
"Leesen to mee, Weeve gat to geet out of heer, they're trying to take my Torteeas!"


One man, one mission.

Arnold Schwartzenegger,this Summer is "Little Tortilla boy"
by Trip_hop_Husky July 6, 2005
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Voldy

A nickname that Voldemort, the villain of the Harry Potter series, has earned from the large fan base. It's usually used in Voldemort-related humour.
Awww, poor Voldy, all that work and "haha too bad", no Philosopher's Stone!
by Lit. December 26, 2007
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Volcanic Diarrhea

The combination of explosive diarrhea and bloody diarrhea, and an incredible hot feeling. Given the name Volcanic Diarrhea because when the blood and shit are mixed together it makes for a magma/lava looking substance. Also because the poop is so hot, that it feels like lava is shooting out of your anus. It normally results in heavy crying due to the pain in your rectum, and ends with a long shower.

Some severe cases also contain you calling your loved ones and telling them you might not make it.
Person 1: Hey why did you miss my wedding? You were supposed to be my best man!
Person 2: I had volcanic diarrhea for 6 hours.
Person 1: Oh my god I'm sorry, is there anything I can do to help?
Person 2: Yes, if I ever suggest having Taco Bell again, beat me within an inch of my life.
Person 1: Will do.
by JuggaLotus12 August 14, 2010
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Volume OCD

The disorder in which the volume of the television or computer must be a multiple of 5, (or sometimes just even or just odd numbers). If it is not on the preferred volume the person may get stressed, or agitated and will go out of their way to get the volume on their preferred number. They will do this in every environment, whether its in a public place or at someone else's house. People like to joke about it by putting the volume on '31' not '30' and then leaving the room... to these people I would like to say... I hate you.
At a friend's house, friend's Dad turns volume to 46... Person gets up, gets the remote, and turns it down 1.
*Whole family looks at you with confusion*
this is Volume OCD
by yo1234 October 26, 2013
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