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Telder-vision

Every show for elders. such as Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, The Price is Right, and numerous soap operas.
Boy: "Sorry man, i couldn't come over. my grandma was making me watch Telder-Vision."
by zen0n September 4, 2010
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woozel vision

a room full of people are ignored, unless they are females who have a good looking woozel
Jason entered the Democratic Headquarters and did not see anyone else in the room but the beautiful woman....uh-oh, he has woozel vision
by daisydog November 9, 2006
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Valentine Vision

When a girl doesn't have a Valentine cleasely leading up to Valentines Day. Resulting in either two things:
1.) Girl settling for a guy to fill the void of present non-existent Valentine
2.)V-Day Boycotting and pronouncing self-empowerment without a Valentine
Dude the only reason she is with you is because she's got that Valentine Vision
by ThatGGuy22 February 12, 2013
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tunnel vision

tunnel vision

(in terms of introspection) to look through one's soul as if it were a tunnel and see nothing but darkness and despair.
depression and drug addiction are hard to treat because the depressed and the addicted often have tunnel vision when it comes to introspection. they sometimes for this reason feel misunderstood by the rest of society.
by Sexydimma March 18, 2013
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fuzz vision

When you are so high that you think that every car on the road is a cop.
I have fuzz vision right now i need to pull over and eat this donut.
by Joecat January 20, 2014
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baby vision

1. When women reaching the expiry age of 35 look at men and only see genes.

2. Eyes that lock onto walking sperm sacs.

3. The ability to see babies that don't exist, from future parallel universes.

(Each usually accompanied with severe baby fever.)
Run--she got baby vision.
by DaTroot April 25, 2014
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gaming vision

When you've been gaming for hours on end. So much that when you look at real life things, the outlines are highlighted.
Man I've been gaming for so long, I think I've got permanent gaming vision.
by Geetaaz July 26, 2014
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