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Vikings

Vikings; deeply unpleasant Scandanavians, with limited culture and bloodlust. If they couldn't steal or shag something they'd smash it. Large numbers settled in Yorkshire and the rest is history. "You can all ways tell a Yorkshire man but you can't tell him much" They are the source of the red hair common on the east coast of Britain and Ireland, particularly Scotland and the North East of England. Possibly the drunkeness there too. Scandanavia is a nice place to visit, if a little quiet, but this is because all their hooligans were dumped in the British Isles in the 10th century
Vikings, Scandanavians, shag, Yorkshire, Britain, Ireland
by weslangdon April 21, 2013
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Vikingcore

Vikingcore is a sub-genre of Heavy Metal. It is, as you guessed, viking themed metal. This is not to be confused with Black Metal or Pirate Metal. Vikingcore is its own genre. Vikingcore was first coined by QuickRiffs on Youtube.
Amon Amarth is the best Vikingcore band there is.
by QuickRiffs October 31, 2009
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Viking Curtain Suprise

When a mans pubic hair is so long it hides his quivering member that it could be a vagina
Charl- you will not believe what i went home with last night
Sally - oh my god, no, what?
Charl - A VIKING CURTAIN SUPRISE
Sally - Thats horrific
Charl - Yes, it was
by The dark Side 69 February 4, 2009
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angry viking

While you are making, gentle, sweet, passionate love to a beautiful woman, and you suddenly switch to her asshole and pound the feces out of that slut.
During our honeymoon, I introduced her to the Angry Viking technique.
by C.A$hMoney May 2, 2016
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Viking

Only the most badass name to ever exist. Only given to men who seem to be wariors. Smarter than shit, and can can beat up anyone except for Chuck Norris. Also drop-dead sexy.
Girl 1: Look at that kid over there, he must be named Viking

Girl 2: Most def

Girl 1: Wanna see if he'll join us for a threesome?

Girl 2: Sure
by DefMaker11111111111 August 21, 2011
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Worlds Smallest Violin

Worlds smallest Violin is a overrated funny bad song. Funny in this case being so bad its funny
This song is on every bad Gemontry Dash Tic Toc

My theory is that the song is about the tragic events of 2001 In America,
the song is from the perspective of the hijackers.
My proof is under below if you want my reasoning (WARNING MIGHT OFFEND,NOT INTENDED TO HARM JUST A DARK THEORY SCROLL DOWN/UP OR GO TOUCH GRASS)
"I blow up into Smithereens, all up an down the city street"
"While trying to put my my mind to ease" ( ease meaning dying)
"Finishing this melody feels like a necessity"( melody in this case meaning mission)(necessity meaning the pressure from his fellow hijacker and "members")
"somewhere in the universe some has it worse"(trying to tell himself that people have done and been involved in worse as well at battling with the fact that..."this could be the end of me or could just to better me" (talking about how he could go to his religions haven or not deepening on this action)

That is my mad theory
feel free to dislike, i understand that this is not a funny topic especially to those who lost.
but that is also a pretty good theory.
"somewhere in the universe some ones got it worse"
Rember that this song either way is still overated and genrelt bad.
Also if your reading this then that is really a theory in itself.
Guy: Whats that terrible sound?
Other Guy: "i blow up into sm-
Guy: Not that song timmy have you been on you tube shorts?
Other guy: Worlds Smallest violin is a good song
Guy: No its not. Worlds smallest violin is an overrated and very loud song.
by BozoWithWifi881 October 13, 2022
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Viking metal

Satanist, synth-driven metal rock that comes from Scandinavian countries like Sweden and Norway.
also called : Nordcore.
not a metalhead myself..but I listen to Darkthrone... they truly rock.
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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