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Victory

No matter what the media tells you, there is no such thing as victory over the coronavirus, there is only not losing more than what has already been lost (from lives to jobs to rights).
Not losing more lives, businesses, jobs, and rights isn't victory, it's only an end to loss.
by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021
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Hearts of Iron IV: Together for Victory

A game where you enjoy every single second. New Zealand is a gift to the Allies. Without New Zealand the allies would've lost WW2. New Zealand for life
Unite, and fight back with Hearts of Iron IV: Together for Victory
by Zark M March 15, 2024
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VICTORY

A teen who's into music, and trendy things, but is still focused and successful.
He's confident, and works hard to get what he wants.

He's fun and a bit misunderstood but also intelligent.
And, yes VICTORY is actually the name on this niggas birth certificate.
Yo, Victory wanna hit the mall today?
Sure, I need the new jordans that came out last week
Victory is gonna break the curse in his family of not having shit .
by Victoryy November 23, 2021
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Victory Pull

When a victorious person grabs the front of their shirt and pulls in a quick motion.
Luke was winning in cards all night. He ended every victorious round with a victory pull!
by Exile55 August 28, 2022
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Throne of Victory

A chair, royally appointed, possessing a large triumphant veiny dildo attached. The user may then insert said majestic phallus into the orifice of their choosing
In celebration of my team's recent victory, I shall be riding a throne of victory on monday
by Wags86 January 16, 2022
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Machiavellian victory

A win for everybody that was never really a win for anybody, since at least one person, if not everybody, lost something to the machine/system, or someone that was part of the machine/system. Disney was/is a master of Machiavellian principles, since people feel like they gain something by waiting in a line at Disneyland/Disney World for 45 minutes of their time instead of an hour of their time. Really it's Disney that gains from this, since people think Disney has a real concern for their families, and not for the Disney reputation and lost dollar signs that would come with any damage to the Disney reputation.
It would be a Machiavellian Victory if one of the two buildings was demolished, or if 4 or 5 of your 10 neighbors homes burned to the ground and yours didn't, you feel like you kept or even gained something by not losing everything, but half of your neighborhood is lost forever and half your neighbors lost everything. So, a Machiavellian victory is when people feel like everybody won because they didn't lose everything, when really just one person or entity actually gained/benefitted from what actually hzppened. Really most wars have casualties, so they are Machiavellian victories if your country doesn't lose a war, since somebody somewhere still lost a family member. Life is a matter of what you lose and not what you win or gain.
by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021
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