Unicorn Mom

UnicornMom

/'yoonəˌ kôrn /mäm/ - noun

A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.

See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given

I just love my new Unicorn Mom friend Bianca, she always makes me laugh.

by Mommyof3beauties June 18, 2016

Squirting Unicorn

This is the act of resting your nut sack on your lovers eye's. As your dick is sticking upwards into the sky on the forehead, your lover jerks you off until you squirt upwards into the air. This from a close to far away distance is called the squirting unicorn.

You better wax your forehead tonight so I can give you a Squirting Unicorn.

by Zubin Mehta June 11, 2008

Blind unicorn

The act of placing your testicles over the eyes of a woman and having your erect penis placed on there forehead making it look like she is a blind unicorn

Dude last night i gave that drunk girl a blind unicorn

by kinky_kelly_and_the_sexy_stud April 10, 2010

Raging Unicorn

One person lays down (spread eagle) or in the doggy style position. The other partner straps a dildo onto their head and charges full speed into the other partners asshole or vagina.

He gave her a raging unicorn yesterday and he got a concussion and she broke her pelvis

by d-train_27 October 19, 2009

Unicorn frappuccino

That new shitty drink that everyone is hyping about that has LIKE 203838393 grams of sugar and calories from Starbucks

Tiffany: omg hey girl have you tried the new Unicorn frappuccino it made my day and I posted it and got like 1000 likes on Instagram

Sarah: umm no it looks like shit and I hope you ge diabetes

by Avocado thot April 20, 2017

Unicorn Burger

The act of placing ones horn betwixt two baps.

Tanya's tits would make an awesome Unicorn Burger.

by Jane Amplebosom July 04, 2010

Unicorn Poop

The obnoxiously cheerful and candy-coated updates friends post to social networks - all the time. Some use their unicorn poop to make you feel worse about a situation you previously posted by rubbing it in that they NEVER have any problems.

When you have relationship problems, they post Unicorn Poop: "I have the bestest boyfriend in the whole wide world :D He could never do anything wrong because he is so perfect! Nobody else could ever be as happy as me!!!"

Right after your car breaks down, they post Unicorn Poop: "I am SO loving my reliable new car!!! Thanks mom & dad for loving me enough to buy it for me!"

"I'm so irritated, every time I get on Facebook, the feed is covered in Unicorn Poop!"

by SilverScorpion November 10, 2011