The Pasty Uncle

When you're giving it to her from behind, pull out suddenly and drop kick her so hard your feet get lodged into her vagina.

Usually happens during a hate fuck.

Emily: DUDE YOU GAVE YOUR EX THE PASTY UNCLE?!

Zach: SHIT YEAH I DID. SHE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!

Emily: OH GOD SO MUCH HURT

by Trixster G. Rex June 8, 2011

Uncle Peaches

A gay uncle or a friendly, flamboyant gay male neighbor.

Look! There goes Uncle Peaches ready to Kiki at the ball.

by Oh gosh! June 13, 2018

uncle al

It is another word for alcohol

I'm seeing Uncle Al this afternoon

by Alcohol is fun June 5, 2017

Uncle behavior

Creepy older men who behave like teenagers to get with younger girls.

"Why does that creep keep looking at you?"

"I don't know, he be on that uncle behavior"

by Fireyi September 10, 2014

Uncle Cheech

An Italian guy that is mentally retarded

Uncle Cheech quit messing up da pizza recipe!

by Uncle Cheech August 31, 2019

uncle horhé

Your overweight, Mexican, homosexual uncle.

Suzie: Why doesn't anyone talk about your uncle?
David: He's an uncle horhé.

by ThatOneGayKid2016 November 14, 2016

uncles paradise

A large penis that usually comes from your uncle into your paradise

Wow you gotta love that uncles paradise

by myunclesass August 21, 2018