turf lodge facelift

Turf Lodge is a low income social housing estate in west belfast. A turf lodge facelift is a girl with her hair pulled back into the tightest of ponytails which leaves her eyebrows where her scalp line used to be.

She may also have 3 kids to different dads, false tan, smokin a regal kingsize, and runnin about in pyjamas until her dole check comes in

Similair to Croydon facelift

Check out the turf lodge facelift on that bitch. Her ponytail is so tight, she looks feline

by drew23ski October 17, 2009

Turf Monster

Someone, usually a lesbian, who gives oral sex to another woman. The turf refers to the vagina/clitoris.

Hillary Clinton is such a turf monster.

by anthrax021 November 7, 2006

turat

adj. short for altura, to be high or stoned, blae, or muy, faced even

"Let's get turat boys"

by Mike Manning October 11, 2004

Skeet Turban

Noun. A turban made from skeet, usually towering 30-40 feet high. In most cases, it is administered by a man wearing a clown suit. Occaisionally, the wearer will decorate it with slabs of beef in a ritual manner. The skeet turban originated as a Final Fantasy XI mod. You had to be at least level 67 to wear it.

Dude, did you see the size of that skeet turban on that guy?

by SygnusX1 July 16, 2008

turf

Inner city Real Estate owned by a city that an ignorant Negro will die to defend.

Yo nigga get off my turf (property I don't even own that I will die for) befo I bust a capin yo ass.

by Mountain_Man September 1, 2008

Surf and Turf

What you see when a chick sticks her ankles up behind her ears, with the Surf being the snapper and the Turf being the boobies.

"Dude, did you see that naked chick with her ankles behind her ears?" "Yeah I got a picture, but I missed her face. All I got was the Surf and Turf." "Cool, that's all I wanted anyway. Can you send it to me?"

by B Train 'N D Bone June 12, 2009

TURBANIZE

To go upside a persons head with a blunt object.

The policeman turbanized the alleged perpetrator.

by RICHARD MADISON February 26, 2004