italian chew toys

Edibles that will fuck you up to oblivion and cause you to have blue balls for the extreme agression of trying to get a blow job from every girl at the party that you decided to take the edibles at…

Max: Matthew took Italian chew toys last night, and forced Mary to give him head

Jack: we’ll what happened??

Max: Matt’s in prison now lol

by Matthew j Zak December 13, 2021

Billion suprise toys

a couple kidnaps a living fridge and steals its organs by saying "Do you have SAoWcEs?"

Billion suprise toys baisically:

"Fridge, Fridge?"
"Yes papa?"
"Do you have sauces"
*sigh* "here's my ribcage-"

by spongebobs left toe June 13, 2021

Smokin' Tinker Toys

A phrase used to denote an activity that appears productive however is neither productive nor fun. Can also denote unproductive behavior.

The phrase originates from northeastern Pennsylvania with an anecdote of children pantomiming their cigarette smoking parents by using tinker toys as opposed to more sensible options, such candy cigarettes.

Ex.: “There were piles of paperwork and tickets to process on his desk, but he spent most of the day smokin' tinker toys.”

by GiordanoB June 16, 2018

Island of misfit toys

Employee over qualified and under paid at work

auto engineer assembling auto parts together on the island of misfit toys

by the mittster August 17, 2010

Toys R Us

A good place to shop or work if you want to have nightmares as an adult.

TV: "Buy a new Skylanders game and get two free Skylanders, but only if you buy from Toys R Us, where --"

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! *burns TV down*

by ShutUpImMe June 5, 2016

Pop it Fidget Toy

-also known as push pops or push poppers
- a type of fidget toy used to relieve stress.
-it is sastisfying.
-youtube channels like Fidget With Sara use pop its in their youtube shorts.
-sometimes gets mixed up with simple dimples.
-commonly used in fidget trading.

I love my pop it fidget toy so much!

by LT SuperNovaTimes June 26, 2021

Billion Surprise Toys

Elsa Gate But Good

Imagine Waking Up And There Is a Billion Surprise Toys Waiting there For You

by DANK_ZAC420 May 11, 2021