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toothpaste crush

That person who you have a tiny crush on that you can't get rid of.

Similar to the remaining toothpaste in the toothpaste tube: you can't push out the remaining toothpaste because there is so little left, just like how you can't stop liking this person because it's such a small crush.

There will always be some toothpaste left in the tube, no matter how hard you try.
"Have you met Alex? He's so funny."
"I know right, he's my toothpaste crush!"
by danniiscool March 20, 2013
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toochee

Used when refering to a vagina when talking to a child. Parents make use of weird names in place of normal names for private parts, especially if its an uncomfortable topic for them.
Sweety you just kicked me in my toochee!
by Cryptosporidium 155 February 20, 2014
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Toothless Adarsh

When a 13 year old kid , most likely born in jan or feb lost their front two teeth due to a biking accident near a steep bridge .
Friend 1: Yo who is that kid who lost their tooth
Friend 2 : Oh thats Adarsh
Friend 2 : he didnt loose just 1 , but two

Friend 1 : damn

Toothless Adarsh
by chokemeharderdaddy November 9, 2021
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tallahassee toothpaste

cumming on the bristles of your roommates toothbrush and not telling him (or her), then putting it back like nothing happened
I hate my roommate I gotta give him some of that tallahassee toothpaste
by Low Lewis December 8, 2010
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Techno Tooth

When someone has a GOOD TASTE in Techno or House Music.
Guy 1: Dude listen to this song.
*puts in Dada Life, Benny Benassi, Tiesto or Swedish House Mafia*
Guy 2: Dude i never knew you had such good taste in techno music.
Guy 1: Please I was born with a techno tooth
by Nas99 February 21, 2011
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golden toothbrush

A golden toothbrush is the result of dipping a roommate, sister, brother, or friend's toothbrush in the toilet after you have urinated in the bowl.
I was so angry at my roomate that I urinated in the toilet and then dipped his toothbrush in the toliet water. I gave him a real golden toothbrush and could not help laughing when he brushed his teeth the next morning.
by Ron the avenger October 8, 2011
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Filipino Toothbrush

An act of slowly pushing a dental toothbrush into the penis hole of a Filipino man. Usually, the man is 28-43 years of age. After the toothbrush is fully inserted, the person who's pushing it it in must take it out but with the brushing side facing the opposite way of its entry. There must be a slight twist of the hand while doing this. Nine times out of ten the Filipino man will request for an electric toothbrush to fully satisfy his sexual needs. If you choose to use the electric one, only turn it on once it is 3/4 of the way in the penis. Any later or sooner and the Filipino man will violently assault you with freshly caught salmon. But do not fret, all you need to do is start to brush your own teeth with the electric toothbrush and then he will follow your every command.
Joe: "Hey can I do a Filipino Toothbrush really quick?"
Lorenzo: "No man, I got to get ready for school and need to brush my teeth!"
Joe: "No worries! I'm quick, we can skip to the electric to start!"
Lorenzo: "Alright, bet!"
by 6ix9ineIsDaddy November 7, 2018
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