the biggest jerk you will ever meet. you might want to fall I love but don't he will leave you heart broken. he is a very sensitive person even if he doesn't act like it. he very intelligent too.
tanners a big jerk.
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Yo, did you see that car man, full of dents. That dudes a fuckin clonker tonker
man, my friend in the wheel chair is always runnin into my door jams and furniture when he comes over. Im gonna start calling him clonker tonker
man, my friend in the wheel chair is always runnin into my door jams and furniture when he comes over. Im gonna start calling him clonker tonker
by cipriano1980 March 5, 2009
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Johnny, I am greatly concerned by this sketch of yours depicting yourself having sex with a bearshark. You are like a young Caldwell Tanner.
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A homosexual male; the male equivalent of a lesbian
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A homosexual male; the male equivalent of a lesbian
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"I think Bryan is a tonker... he sucked that dude off"
"I think Bryan is a tonker... he sucked that dude off"
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