Tokyo Sand Blaster

When a man shoves sand down his penis hole and blasts sandy cum on a bitch.

Last night i did the Tokyo Sand Blaster, this hot bitch sucked on my spring roll. little did she know i shoved sand down my godzilla. When she wanted me to squirt my wasabi on her wonton's, but i Tokyo Sand Blasted her in the face.

by The Real Space Space Nigger August 9, 2011

Tokyo Tower

When you perform an Eiffel Tower on an Asian girl.

John and I had a threesome with Katsumi the other day, and we tried a Tokyo Tower.

by Baby Boy da Prince March 23, 2011

Tokyo Drift

Verb. The act of being so engrossed in technology in the car that one begins to drive like an Asian person and drift from lane to lane.

Example 1.

Dude 1. Bro! I was driving home and a bitch Tokyo Drifted into me!

Dude 2. Man that totally sucks. Goddamn smart phones and navigators are too interesting.

Example 2

Dude 1. Holy Shit Bro! We almost Tokyo Drifted into that wall!

Dude 2. Damn, my bad I'll stop texting my girl.

by YutYutDevil November 14, 2011

I just can't Trump today

Nothing accomplished

Not going to work
Excuses

I just can't Trump today.

by Mandyjane August 9, 2017

Tokyo crowded

really crowded, can be in a good or bad way

1. Man, that bathroom is Tokyo crowded!
2. The club was Tokyo Crowded last night, it was great!

by Marc June 19, 2006

not today

When you call this scary number and it says your number has been logged and traced

"Your number has been logged and traced"-Phone
"Heard you say NOT TODAY *Ends call*"-Me

by ......................no November 20, 2017

how r u today

How R U today? is the strapline for the young people's website CyberMentors.org.uk

CyberMentors are young people trained by the charity Beatbullying to support and assist their peers online. So if you want to talk to someone your own age about a problem, visit cybermentors.org.uk

How r u today?

im gd fanks!

How r u today?
im nt so gd - I need 2 tlk 2 sum1 pls

by DesignGenius September 26, 2009