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Toaster Head

The act of toaster head is fulfilled when a female carries out the act of biting and grinding her teeth together while giving a male oral satisfaction.
"Dude, my dick hurts after Nicole gave me toaster head. I'm putting on some icy hot and going back to World of Warcraft."
by Toaster Head Effender March 18, 2009
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toasted bunny

A bunny who lives in a toaster. It may look like the bunny is in pain, but no, the bunny enjoys being in the toaster. He is not harmed. If the toaster runs away, as it is liable to do, the bunny finds another toaster. Toasted bunnies are a delicacy in the land where the sky is green and Polly pushes Matthew off a cliff. Occasionally Matthew pushes myself off a cliff. . .then I land on Polly and I am in pain. Any-hoos, please don't try putting bunnies in toasters at home. Unless the sky is green. . . . .
One contemplates the toasted bunny is in pain.
by Grant0 February 21, 2004
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Toaster

Any person who claims to be of the opposite gender, identifies with a non-binary gender, or is not a cis male or female.
Example 1:
Ryan: "Damn, that girl is one hell of a toaster!"
Tom: "Is she even a girl?"

Example 2:
Ryan: "If we get to choose any gender can I be a toaster?"
by BlueSmoke60 November 5, 2017
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toastielicious

toe-stee-'lish-us - adj.
A term that describes the perfect amount of toastie-ness applied to a bagel or other breading device. Most often used in office cubicle environments as a "light start" to a Friday morning.
"MMMMmmmm, this bagel is toastielicious!"

"Ouch, I scraped the roof of my mouth on this toastielicious breading device!"
by mcDre September 16, 2008
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Toasted Loins

1. When a person has no second thoughts about performing an awkward social action, where the normal person would have to psych himself up for the experiance.

2. When a person does the same, but with a physically painful or difficult action, again with no forethought or mental preperation.

3. In simpler terms "Toasted Loins" is often used in place of "Badass". Not entirely correct as "toasted loins" is more a result of extreme social training, or in the physical aspect, being kinda thick.

4. Meaning comes from the idea that if your balls are all hot you get reckless an antsy. If you toasted them (omg ow) therefore, you would do anything.
1. "wooah, Rob just went up to that guy and laid him out straight. Did you see that?! He's got toasted loins, man."

2. "Man, punch that wall."
*punch*
"holy hell man, you'r loins are toasted!"

3. (INCORRECT USEAGE) "He just beat up that guy, he's so cool, his loins are toasty!"
by BigBadBad March 22, 2009
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Toaster Job

The act of inserting one's penis into a toaster oven in order to obtain a darker penis.
I heard that the girls are now into darker skin, so I gave my sh-long a toaster job!
by Butler Butt Clogger September 13, 2011
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Toastlegs

When you feel like dont wearing pants, and decides to take them off.
When you feel like pants are to overrated.
When you dont want to wear pants.
Dude 1: Dude, where is your pants?

Dude 2: Oh, i just feel like toastlegs today
by wombatten December 1, 2013
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