kirk

a guy that most likely plays the ukulele in his free time and has an adorable laugh. if you ever see his baby photos, prepare yourself cause they are one of a kind

"oh look its baby photos of kirk"

by smartwomanwithsmartthoughts September 15, 2021

Kirk

A substitute for “neck” (or head) in all ways.

“You Throwing neck” -> “you kirking me?”

Evan: yo Jake, this girl hit me last night asking to go to Applebees, I said “Kirk?”

Jake: exactly, either u giving Kirk or staying home

by Jaydub2119 November 7, 2025

kirked

Also known as “to kirk”. (v)To shoot in the neck, derived from Charlie Kirk’s death. To have gotten shot in the neck.

“Aye fuzz, stop playing with me because I really kirk niggas.” “Yeah I kirked his stupid ass last week.” “Oh shit! My nigga got kirked!”

by columbusyn614 October 5, 2025

Kirk

The act of shooting someone in the neck. coined by my friend at approximately 11:52pm GMT September 10th.

Kirk me if I'm wrong but....

Someone should Kirk netanyahu next

Hey twin what if trump gets kirked next

by ILoveFishMilk September 10, 2025

Charlie Kirked

Getting hit in the left side of the neck. Potentially by a penetrating object

Did you hear that Mike got Charlie Kirked last week by a baseball.

by Beeeeannnnns September 10, 2025

kirk

Another word for neck (e.g. getting neck)

"So... you gonna throw some Kirk or nah?"

by Hoe Exotic September 19, 2025

Kirk

Another name for oral sex

Give me some, Kirk, I’m horny asf I want some Kirk right now

by Jaygunryu November 9, 2025