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Shiver me timber

From olden days when pirates visited the olde inns and requested the service of prostitutes. The actual term means ‘rapidly stroke my hard penis’. Rapidly stroking like a shiver and hard penis or ‘wood’. Wood also known as timber.
Here young whore I’d like you to shiver me timber for a fair price.
by Gateboy March 5, 2018
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minnesota timberwolves

Ricky Davis is one of the leagues most exciting players, and one of the best dunkers as well. Mike James is one of the most underated players in the league. Randy Foye is probably the best rookie coming outta this draft. Kevin Garnett is simply one of the best players in the NBA.

Watch out for the TWolves in 06.
KG needs a ring. Time to get him one...

Watch out for the Minnesota Timberwolves in 06, cause they on the prowl...
by Big Ticket September 16, 2006
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old timer's disease

The term "old timer's disease" is commonly used by uneducated people who aren't aware that the disease is actually called, "alzheimer's disease."

People that typically use this term are typically paired with low IQs, which is prevalent by their life choices. example/ went to a community college, lives close to parents, works in fast food, construction, nail salons etc.
Person 1: "My grandma has old timer's disease."
Person 2: "Are you stupid? It's called alzheimers disease! And in case you didn't know, it's not just old people that can develop alzheimers. You should really read more or at least take the time to learn proper information. Jesus effin christ.....
by shocktarts123 June 6, 2016
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Timbercrest Jr. High

A school in Woodinville, WA where people make new friends. We have the sevies, wediges, and the 9th graders who rule all. They have great teachers. The school has been around since 1997. It feeds into Woodinville High School along with Leota Jr. High.
Man, Timbercrest JR. High is boss!
by Rawr im a dinosaur November 13, 2011
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free-timer

A person who becomes suddenly rich, via the lottery, casino, etc., that they no longer have a necessity to work.
Bob: "Hey where you goin'?"

Joe: "Fuck this place I'm a free-timer now, I hit the Powerball BABY!!!"
by Ink Spot Mike and Wife December 26, 2008
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Alaskan Timberwolf

when a girl sucks a dudes hairy wang and then takes a bite out of it and his scream is like the howl of a wolf and then sudenly turns into a warewolf
dude im even harier after she gave me an alaskan timberwolf
by highjumpster12 July 23, 2009
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justin timberlake

A weasel in human form attempting to take over the world with his mind numbingly crap songs
(MUA HA HA HA!!!!!)
Justin "senorita I am crazy for youuuuuu-oooooo-uuuuuuu"
Me "shut it weasel boy"
by TheGeggMaster May 2, 2005
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