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I Think The Fuck Not

It's when someone says that you do something or that you said something or that their gonna do something to you that you don't like or is going to get you hurt.
Other person: She totally likes Brad !
You:um... I think the fuck not !
by Skyeee01 February 20, 2017
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1. A phrase that seems to be funny at any occasion.
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".
1.
John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!

2.
Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?
by Welcometoparadise74 August 20, 2008
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so you think you can dance

Horrible, horrible reality show that was created by the same satan that created American Idol, however, contestants dance rather than sing.
"Let's watch 'So You Think You Can Dance"!

"Better idea, let's shoot ourselves in the face."
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do u honestly think you're fucking funny

An af meme that is funny until the third time you say it :/
Guy 1: Dude your Mum looks like a fucktard.
Guy 2: Do u honestly think you're fucking funny.
by Luciathebest January 9, 2017
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I think not you thot

Can be used when you think some thing is wrong
Michael- Kid can you clean the bedroom
Kid- I think not you thot
by Peen wiggles November 11, 2019
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I THINK 718

A non egotistical offer in dollars to be ACCEPTED in this CLEANING ROOM.

The acceptance of the 400 T-SHIRT even with mistakes

The seven deep deep feelings of e human being that makes things interesting.

It is what that FUCKING T-SHIRT IS about.
I knew the 666 was not enough as DEVIN will you accept I THINK 718.

That 400 T-SHIRT weirds some people out but I THINK 718 maybe it he solution as that is all who we are.

We are all these 666 running around I THINK 718 finishes the thought well.

I THINK 718 will level the CHAINSMOKERS.AIR FIRE EARTH WATER.400 playing feed and move CLOSER to a resolution of EGOES.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021
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