Stop me when I lie

When you say something outrageous, but clearly is also true. Usually told to someone who might take offence.
Jim: You have to be in shape to wear a midriff. Looks to me like Jenny needs to hit the gym
Mike: WTF--Jenny is my girl!
Jim: Then you should know.
Stop me when I lie.
Mike: Well…she does look like she has a nick-knack sack.
by michaelray703 July 31, 2008
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You Know You're Cool When

Used as an expression when someone does something so randomly stupid its funny. its sort of like, the action is the word after the "u know ur cool when" so "u know when ur cool when (you've peed in a can)"

by the coolest guy November 08, 2006
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pop when we get intimate

louis tomlinson pops his alpha knot during intercourse with harry styles
“you pop when we get intimate”
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I Fart When I Fuck

The act of flatulence during intercourse. Usually only occurs with rugged ass bitches, who scream "I fart when I fuck"
Guy 1: Hey you see that girl over there?
Guy2: Yeah she's rugged, she probably screams "I fart when I fuck!"
by Keith's Uncle December 31, 2011
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A common statement used by South Tahoe High School students to avoid answering stupid questions such as:
1)how do you do this?
2)what are you guys talking about?
3)Hey! Whatcha' got there?
or any other question not wanted to be answered by the higher echelons of south tahoe high school cliques.
Lee (to Greg): Dude, how awesome was 300 last night?
Greg: Sickest movie ever, anyone who missed it on opening night is just a strait up panzy. Old School!

Paul: Hey guys, How was 300?!?

Greg: uuuhhhhh...You'll get it when your older...
by someone who is older... March 22, 2007
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what happens when i die

You get shat on by a bird, have a sizure cus it cum on u to fash and die by a ford get fenesed mate
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me when the j is sus😳

A phrase one says when something happens and they can relate to it when the j is sus.
Person #1: Dude, that guy just blew up the Taco Bell toilet!
Person #2: Bro, this is literally me when the j is sus😳.
by lmaolmao3500 February 03, 2022
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