status window

the optimal time to post something really good on facebook, when you know the most people will see it as well as comment on it.

I only got 2 comments, I think I missed to "status window".

by jblonde December 2, 2010

Status Updasterbate

Verb:-
1. The use of social networking to provide a "status" purely to fulfil one's ego, typically depicting some form of activity in effort to cause irritation and/or jealousy of others, eg. attending the gym.

Status Updasterbate: "Getting back in the groove again this morning. Feeling the burrrn!"

Commenting friend: "dude, stop updasterbating all over my feed"

by Guitaros October 22, 2013

Blast Status

To be put on blast, i.e., have your personal business exposed to others, by a person via their Facebook status.

Ricky put me on blast status last night when he posted pictures of us together on Facebook. My husband is not going to like this...

Dee put me on blast status when she updated her Facebook status to say she and I were going out dancing, after I told my man I was staying in to touch up my highlights.

by Dj really real February 13, 2010

Torso Status

One who is without ligaments and a brain.

The retard is now in torso status.

by HC Father June 22, 2010

status-thingy

the place on myspace where people write in how they feel or what they are doing.

Tom's status-thingy said that he was fornicating.

example: " Tom is fornicating. "

by iz the diz March 19, 2008

status pirate

Someone that rampantly repost the statuses of others instead of creating their own.

We started calling Jimmy "Echo" cuz he's such a status pirate.

by aalh July 28, 2011

Gallery Status

meaning you are "balling". high class standards , you are on some serious spending your dollers and bills. you can relate it to baller status, but usually rich celebrities or high class figures go to galas and gallerys so they really have money to blow

1. damm bro you on some gallery status sh*t with all that money your spending

2. tu ta de galleria manito, dique comprando chimi todo lo dia

3. yo im on my gallery joint tonight, bottle service at the club

by JohnnyDelCampo June 22, 2010