Salmon

Someone who drives up and down a road repeatedly all day, with nothing better to do

Person 1:Is that the same car again?
Person 2:Yeah, that guy is such a salmon.

by 1333333333333333333337 October 20, 2010

Salmon Quality

A term for something that looks professional quality but is actually homemade.

Your nails are Salmon Quality, where'd you get them done?

by Salmon Marshmallows September 27, 2019

street salmon

A dirty hooker who smells like fish, she'll hit anything just on impulse.

Stay away from that place, it's packed with street salmon..
OR
let's go there, it's PACKED with street salmon!

by makesenseright November 4, 2015

slinky salmon

A euphemism for when one rips the crotch of of their pants and their flaccid male genetalia or anything that resembles the like is exposed. Similar to shirt cocking but with pants on. Can also be used as a contextual noun or verb to describe situations where a flaccid tube is exposed.

*A man is cutting on the dance floor*

He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.

The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral

by Slinkin' salmon March 5, 2022

king salmon

A fish who will swim upstream to his death. Also a terrible card player named Dan Kane who plays horrid hands in an attempt to swim to his death.

King Salmon Kane played 10 3 and despite his best efforts to lose managed to hit the world's dirtiest stright and defeat my set of 4's

by Crustacean Craven February 16, 2005

Nose salmon

Boogers with streaks of blood

Man roger, the nose salmon have really been running since we did all that blow.

by Buddhistboy November 15, 2023

Salmon Sac

When a used condom full of semen is left inside the vagina after the guy pulls out.

Ted didn't want his mom to see a used condom in his trash, so he left his lover a Salmon Sac with mutual consent.

by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss October 12, 2016