Gnome Tasing

Procrastinating, specifically with flash games on the internet.

I saw my boss gnome tasing when he said he was finishing the monthly reports

by Sumgyen Pakistan December 12, 2025

gnome day

Gnome day is on May 26!!! Celebrate and appreciate the gnomes that protect you.

Omg it’s a gnome dayyyy

by Ava Silva February 18, 2023

Gnome

A veteran weed grower

"That guy is a weed industry pro, hes a total gnome"

by greengoblen August 6, 2020

Tellendale River Gnomes

Black Midgets that live near rivers and live in huts hunting rabbits.

Ethan: C'mon mane!! We gotta hunt the Midget Niggers!
Armani: You mean the Tellendale River Gnomes?!
Ethan: Yeah mane! So grab your fuckin shotgun and lets get em!

by aarondoctor October 14, 2023

GNOMED

Laying down in a garden bed and having sex

Have you been gnomed lately?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018

Gnome

Small people who live in gardens. Originated in the 2011 movie “Gnomeo and Juliet,” but got so popular they made them into real things.

Susan has so many gnomes in her garden, she’s so cool

by GnomeoStan23 January 14, 2021

Snack Shack Gnome

A devious critter up to no good, it uses magic for malicious shenanigans

Oh no! The the snack shack gnome turned another home owner into a traffic cone, oh the misery!

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 15, 2024