Crowning

When you start to develop crown baldness the most common form of male balding

I never knew Rick was crowning till Jill pointed it out

by Reverboi August 3, 2021

crowning the bowl

Crowning the bowl is a term used to describe a shit so large in mass that it actually breaks the surface of the toilet water.

Roomate #1; wtf bro, the toilet is clogged. You could at least plunge that shit out.

Roomate #2; My bad dude, thought it went down. I ended up crowning the bowl. My shit came up for air.

by cookie_hoop April 30, 2014

Blackened Crown

The best piece of music ever written, an absolute masterpiece, the most beautiful song song you will ever hear.

Person 1: "I love the song Blackened Crown by SIGNV/S! It's so good!"
Person 2: "Me too, it should be the new national anthem!"

by I <3 Blackened Crown November 21, 2021

Double Triple Crown

Starting 6 players from the same team in your fantasy line up

Wow, did you see that Hannah is going for the double triple crown this week? Talk about putting all your eggs in one basket.

by HCR77 November 28, 2018

Triple Crown

When a guy scores oral, vaginal and anal from a chick in the same sexual encounter. It can occur in an order

Dude that chick i met last night let me score a triple crown

by LeninaG August 17, 2015

Crown...tunes

A amazing editors who is very nice to others!

I love the user Crown...tunes on Tik Tok! They are so kind and made me an edit.

by Crown...tunes March 9, 2021

Crown the Jewels

The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.

In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.

by curtisbaby August 9, 2023