Crown Fried Dump

When you take a Massive greasy dump on the top of someone's head after eating fried chicken

Girl: Do you want to give me the Crown Fried Dump later?
Guy: Yeah i'll go get some fried chicken first

by gajdududh December 18, 2020

Poseidon's Crown

When one licks the anus of another individual in a large body of water, whilst that individual is crowning.

We were in Lake St. Clair when she gave me the good ol' Poseidon's Crown!

by The man down under March 19, 2019

the baby's crowning

the baby's crowing: the feeling that you're about to shit your pants because you can't reach a toilet in time.

Whoever's in the bathroom, get the hell out. The baby's crowning.

by TooSick4U January 12, 2013

Crown the porker

See who can take home the biggest/fattest bitch from the bar.

Hey bud let's play crown the porker?

by WOW Inc. March 03, 2019

Crowning Clutch

When You Are The last member of your squad and you clutch the dub

My brother just got a crowning clutch

by Lil logma March 29, 2023

crown eater

The act of eating a girl out while she's in labor (crowning)

That boy is a crown eater

by Bora1220 November 14, 2017

Crown the Jewels

The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.

In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.

by curtisbaby August 10, 2023