Wad

Basically someone who is being a jerk at the moment.

"Man you're being a freaking wad today!"

"Have you seen Jimmy at all today? He's being a real wad recently."

by blue ferret June 5, 2015

Wad

someone being annoying or does something that is rude/ew.

person: “I have 1,000 followers on instagram”
you: “you’re being a wad”

by wadddddd January 24, 2019

WAD

oppisite of WAP, wet ass dick

he had a huge WAD

by jaxking December 3, 2020

Soggy Wank Wad

When you produce a mass of sperm/vaginal juice and wipe it up with a large amount of tissues.

Dude, I exploded and had to make a Soggy Wank Wad.

by gyhmjykgu12 March 20, 2011

Scum-wad

A person who likes to play with used condoms

"Jimmy is such a scum-wad, he's always playing with used condoms"

by KingAbove18 November 15, 2021

sad dad wad ad

When you try to type every work possible only using the WASD keys

Im so bored imma just try to type every word possible using the WASD keys

literally 10 min later... Ok i found out that sad dad wad ad is the most possible words in WASD, i just wasted 10 min of my life im never getting back

by Indigoblue4002 January 22, 2025

Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.

"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"

by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025