Elton John tickets

Gay, as in has Elton John tickets.

Give it up girl, he's got Elton John tickets

by milpool July 11, 2021

Meat Ticket

An old slang term for a soldier's identification tags.

We took his meat ticket before burying him

by MrKnowitLess January 1, 2014

NNN Ticket

Someone who nuts during NNN, who may not be made fun of, because they have a NNN Ticket. The NNN Ticket is one free nut pass, usually gained by succeeding in the previous years NNN.

"Jerry failed NNN!!"

"But he passed last year so he has a NNN Ticket!"
"Oh yeah!"

by Forallmen November 3, 2023

parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2013

Split ticket

When two prostitutes perform the functions of one for the price of one.

It was super late in Vegas and I got a split ticket from two bimbos.

"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"

by word nerdz August 20, 2019

Tin Tickets

The Foil used to Smoke Heroin/Fentinyl

Holy, he smoked like 5 tin tickets and still hasn't passed out.

by JOEYJOEY1989 August 23, 2022

Tickets to zoot city

When one procures Xanax and weed with the hopes of entering a "zooted" state where they will accomplish absolutely nothing except watching movie trailers and nodding off constantly for an entire weekend.

Hey Bro you want to head out and chase down some trim Friday night "Sorry Bro I'm not going out, I got two tickets to zoot city so next time I'm free is Monday morning.

by Peeta Bennett December 21, 2022