european goggles

when a guy squatts over his partner's face, allowing his nutsack to rest on his/her eyes, while he/she sucks his dick.

"oh steve, i'm totally gonna give you some european goggles."

by carlos ortiz November 13, 2007

Clout goggles

There sunglasses they make you feel like Elton John. Says lil phag

Got a hundred on my own wit my clout goggles bitch I feel like Elton John

by Duhitzzjordin November 20, 2018

pot goggles

when someone has smoked large amounts of marajuana and looses mental capacity, they are wearing "pot goggles”.

dude... you forgot your shoes at my place last night! yeah.. i was wearing pot goggles.

by juli bean May 29, 2009

Fear goggles

The concept of people looking more fuckable when it seems its the end of days

Never thought my neighbor was hot before until she gave me the quarantine eyes across the fence, after a week of lockdown and wondering if I even have a week left to live that ass is looking pretty sweet right now, I must have my fear goggles on.

by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020

sault goggles

When you think a woman is a ten but she’s actually a three.

Man I went to this bar in Toronto and the waitresses there were so fucking hot that I felt my Sault Goggles being lifted right off my face.

by Friendly Neighborhood Hoser May 31, 2018

Rainbow Goggles

When a person only likes or becomes interested in something due to the fact that a character is or plays a lesbian/bisexual/gay.

Person #1: Kristen Stewart is so hot
Person #2: Yeah you only think that because she played Joan Jett in The Runaways. Take off the rainbow goggles and she's back to being a blank faced retard.

by H.Quinn July 17, 2010

Vlad Goggles

While drinking vladimir vodak you become less aware of ugly ass hoes, believing them to be dime pieces.

"Last night i must of put my vlad goggles on becaue i woke up with a slut after drinking all that vlad."

by vladggg October 27, 2008