Besties before testies

Another way of saying, bro’s before hoes or sisters before misters.

Bestie 1: I saw him kick a poodle. He’s horrible
Bestie 2: What? No you didn’t. You’re lying.
Bestie 1: no I’m serious, remember, besties before testies. Trust me.

by Bananastation August 26, 2021

testex

Testicle examination. The action of feeling a man's testicles for foreign objects.

Also, a term for a good fondle

A testex may be accompanied by t-bagging.

"Hey Julie! Fancy hopping in the shower and giving me a quick testex?"

by jimmy7546 February 25, 2007

testicalls

similar to a booty call, but the female (or homosexual male) does the calling.

unfortunately there has never been any record examples of testicalls in all of history :'(

by Zomar October 2, 2007

TesticKleaze

An unguent used for the relief of dry, itchy, or otherwise uncomfortable scrotums.

"Every man needs to feel like a man."

"Damn, my sack itches. Hand me that tube of TesticKleaze, bitch!"

by Schuermanator July 25, 2009

testical diddler

1. Referring to a masterbating male.

2. Referring to a homosexual male.

3. Referring to a homeless man named Richard, who can't get any pussy.

a. "Little Johnny is going through puberty, now we have to watch for him in the bathroom. He's a testical diddler."

b. "Look at those testical diddlers!"

c. "I lost my job, what if I become a testical diddler?!"

by big anna January 1, 2010

Testicas

For when you really want to use the word "Testicles" in a shit talking statement (or any general statement)...but realize as a female you dont have any!

Denae should get the perks because she had the Testicas to ask first.....
He's such a pussy, his girlfriend has bigger testicas then he does...

by ChelseaAnn October 9, 2010

testickle

A sex toy shop

Bob: Dude, my girlfriend dumped me yesterday. I gotta go to my neighbourhood testickle to get me a new one.

Bill: Oh I have a spare you can use. They had a "buy two for the price of one" offer going when Gina left me.

Bob: Sweet!

by KickItYEAH May 30, 2011