Bird in the Tent

A ‘Bird in the Tent’ is a lame excuse used by a male (typically a teenage boy) while ‘Choking their Chicken’ on camp.

Supervisor: Why was your tent shaking so much last night?
Camper: Oh, uh there was a Bird in the Tent.

by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass March 3, 2023

tent boy

A man that is small, nubile, and/or feminine in appearance. In the Greek military, they would be passed from tent to tent to be used as a sex object by their larger, more masculine counterparts.

"Damn, that man's absolutely adorable. Total tent boy material."

by Action Nad March 7, 2023

Tent Mexicans

Native Americans or Indians who's ancestors once lived in tipis

Friend : Wanna go to New Mexico this weekend? Oh Hell no ! That state is filthy and full of tent Mexicans

by Anonymous-person March 11, 2023

not-tent

internet content that is so bad it is not considered content

Amberlyn Reid's videos are not content, they are not-tent

by suckysucky273843948392837483 June 7, 2024

bent tent cement

When you are absolutely cleared off the bevs.

“I’ve been bent tent cement ever since I started taking shots.”

by Bonzo42069 July 8, 2024

Group Tenting

When you and the boys pop some Viagra and lounge about in basketball shorts just chilling all night.

Hey. I just happen to have four Viagra on me, and we all seem to be wearing pretty comfortable shorts. You guys wanna go group tenting?

by Oomny July 31, 2024

Buy A Tent

A roundabout way of insulting a person with "first-world problems," by suggesting that they haven't experienced enough poverty to know what real problems are. Often spoken so fast it cannot be heard, this phrase is often used by workers at call centers who have to deal with so many customer complaints, that they can't help but insult the people who call in out of spite.

Not to be confused with "Camping," which is directed at people who couch-surf for survival, participate in what is perceived as sex work, or frequently like to torture themselves outdoors. Though each of the terms are not mutually exclusive from each other and significantly depend on the relative intentions of the speaker.

"Thank you for calling Company Name, Customer Name. It was a pleasure assisting you today. We'll continue working to resolve this issue as soon as possible. In the meantime, buy a tent. If you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact us. Have a great day!"

by silly-echidna March 29, 2025