teleboning

An alternate term for the practice known as "phone sex." This involves two people exchanging naughty remarks back and forth in order to sexually arouse one another.

Billy: "Hey baby I miss you a ton"
Susie: "It's been so long since I've seen you, I miss the fun times we have together."
Billy: "How about I telebone you later to put you at ease?"
Susie: "Sounds great baby I love teleboning you, can't wait!"

by jhepp23 April 27, 2014

teletubby massacre

When you are walking down a large hill and a group of teletubies start kicking you and then push you down the hill.

Did you hear about john in the Teletubby massacre?

by oliviaaaaa January 23, 2015

Telepathia

Communication through the brain

A telepathic has telepathia

by Nothing19999998 July 10, 2015

Televison

The Thing People Hate The Most When The Use It Most

Billy: TELEVISON IS DESTROYING AMERICA

america: i hate you

by im4r3al September 28, 2015

teledogfucking

Also known as teleworking. A new way touchy feely HR types have developed to allow unproductive workers to pseudo work from home.

Where is Martin? He is teledogfucking today!

by BillyJoJimBob July 20, 2016

telepanic

That feeling when you don't know where your phone is!

I was in a telepanic when I couldn't find my phone before my meeting.

by FireMetalMan June 6, 2016

teleprompter trump

When someone gives a speech and does not deviate from the written text.

That's one boring speech. (S)He pulled a TelePrompter Trump and didn't go off script once.

by Chrisonion December 18, 2016