tard burglar 

Someone who does something incredibly stupid and irritating.

Jim took a dump in the middle of the road, so I turned to Timmy and said "Jim is a fucking tard burglar."

tard burglar by stinkerton May 13, 2006

Tard Farmer

A person who continually rediates retardedness from themselves; cultivating large quantities of retarded statements, actions, and thoughts.

Dude, you tard farmer, stop talking. You are killing my brain cells.

Tard Farmer by Ptown kid April 7, 2008

tard brain 

Mentally impaired. Someone who exhibits a low intellectual capacity. Also referred to as a retard(tard for short), mongoloid, or the commonly used medical term: window licker.

The tard brain went to the store to buy a new hockey helmet.

tard brain by ktrane June 11, 2007

tard strengh 

the words given to the superior stengh retarded individuals seem to have as there part of the brain that doesnt allow them to use all there strengh is not present

dont take the piss out that downsyndrome hes got tard strengh he will fucking kill you

tard strengh by doctor brustinstine April 5, 2006

tard burger 

a dumb ass retard that works at mcdonalds

Reece is such a tard burger!

tard burger by Lord Fuck U August 26, 2003

Tard nugget

A person who is completely retarded and stupid.

A tard nugget would be someone who randomly yells out things like "I'm a CJ", or "You're a squirrelly gay".

Tard nugget by ravedITB April 13, 2009

Tard Face 

1. To be so rediculously ugly your face looks like shit. To have rediculously bad breath.

2. To be similar to Amy Winehouse

Alex: You should tap that Andina

Andy: Who the "Tard Face"

Alex: Yea thats all you

Andy: Pssh I wouldn"t touch that with a 10 foot pole

Alex: Yea your right. she wouldn't let you butt nugget

Tard Face by Lunchtime Boyz January 23, 2010