Taint Brow 

A unibrow of continuous hair growth covering the taint area of a woman from Eurasian descent, usually Iran. The taint brow is a continuous brow of hair from the cooter to the anus so one cannot tell where one orafice ends and next begins. An Iranian man slipping into into the wrong hole of an Iranian taint brow is punishable by death.

Man, that chick had a Iranian taint brow like a Vulcan caterpillar on steroids.

Taint Brow by Mr. Totem August 2, 2008

Face taint 

The area between your nose and your upper lip. 'Taint your nose and 'taint your lip!

His mustache is so bushy it completely hides his face taint!

Face taint by Ron Greenberg November 7, 2007

Taint Torture

The act of giving a swift uppercut to the female taint area while simultaneously performing oral sex.

David: "Dude, last night I did some taint torture and that bitch went crazy!"

Justin: "Serious? Dude I need to try that shit."

Taint Torture by Dean-o-Griff January 4, 2008

taint 

A slang term for the perineum which is the region between the scrotum and the anus in males.

Howard Stern shaves his taint because otherwise his crotch would smell from all the ass and scrotum sweat that clings to his hairs.

taint by El Roberto October 5, 2006

taint 

1) area between junk and asshole (funbridge)

2)anything you want

1) you just hit me in the taint, and it hurt.

2) lets go get some taint tonight.

taint by rick May 13, 2005

taint 

Taint is the spot between your ass and whatever genetalia you have. it's the perenium, but it's often called the taint. the reason for that is "t'aint your cooter, t'aint your pooter, that's why we call it taint." or "t'aint your bottom, t'aint your scrotum (scraw-tum), that's why we call it taint."

Bettie: Bob, your mustache is tickling me down there, you know, in my perenium!
Bob: Well, technically it's called the perenium, but I like to call it your "taint".

taint by millertime73 October 5, 2006

tainted buritto 

you fuck a girl in the ass and shortly after she forgets that you had anal sex and sucks your dick

that girl sucked my tainted buritto

tainted buritto by rhett mullinski March 27, 2004