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love yourself tuesday

Every Tuesday you have to love yourself and everyone around you.
Person 1: it's love yourself Tuesday.
Person 2: oh damn, I love you me.
by Your one true love November 17, 2020
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A disease that makes a person act sassy, entitled, bratty, rotten, and impolite; or, in other words, acting like a sassy cunt. This is common for bratty teenage girls who have terrible attitude problems, and over-controlling and domineering housewives. A great treatment for See-You-Next-Tuesday Syndrome is putting a foot up the sufferer's ass.
"My wife used to be a sweetheart when we married, but now she must have See-You-Next-Tuesday Syndrome because she acts like she owns me like a dog on a leash. What a cunt!"
by My Dog Has Hitler's Brain December 20, 2020
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Time-Travel Tuesday

An internet event in the same vein as "Throwback Thursday" or "Flashback Friday." But can also be for celebrating the future, or the present; rather than just the past.
Darius: Hey, Valentino!
Valentino: Yeah?
Darius: You know what day it is?
Valentino: Yes. It's Time-Travel Tuesday. Let's celebrate the future.
by valentino_wonder December 30, 2020
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One Wipe Tuesday

This is to be celebrated on the second Tuesday of every year. After taking a poop on this special day, you wipe your butt once, and only once. No exceptions. It doesn’t matter how large or smelly the poop is, you only wipe once.
Brett: Oh my god! Why do you smell like shit?!
Cameron: It’s one wipe Tuesday! Don’t tell me you’ve been wiping more than once!
by blaneficker January 12, 2021
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Sloppy Joe Tuesday

The one day a week in which everything has meaning and life be steening. Don't take this day for granted, for it only cums once a week!
Kleft: Ayo, when can we have your gay butt sex party?
Sned: We can have gay butt sex on Sloppy Joe Tuesday, don't forget the cheetos!
by Mario "Sned" Judah January 22, 2021
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just because its Tuesday

Just Because Its Tuesday!
The ironic phrase you say when someone does something for, apparently, no reason.
So, synonym of “why not?”, its a funny and sarcastic way to describe an action that you or someone else did and you don’t know why, for a stupid reason or even because their mind said to do so.
Person:” Why didn’t you go to the office today?”
You:” Just because it’s Tuesday “

Person:” I’ve just read that someone stole a car to run away after robbing a National bank
You:”Meh, that kind of things that everyone does, you know, Just Because its Tuesday “
by Aries_Head November 23, 2021
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Tidy pic Tuesday

Every Tuesday a person of your choice must send you a tidy pick
Lexy send me a try pic because it is tidy pic Tuesday "ok"
by Bigbrainuser February 16, 2022
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