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Pump and Treat

The act where one Guy cums into another person's rectum and then procedes to rythmically compress the recipients abdomen to lick the jizz up.
Environmental Engineer: "We had a leakage the other day... Had to initialize a pump and treat..."
Other guy: "Yeah I feel you. Gave the missus the ol' Pump and Treat this morning."
Environmental Engineer: "Dude, that's not even close to what i meant, you're gross!"
by bertyvogt August 10, 2018
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Treat

Treat means the act of fighting. Being badly injuring or knocking someone out during a fight means being treated
Some boxers are treated
by Drghjkk June 6, 2018
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hungry treat

A phrase that children use to beg their parents for treats such as sweets (candy) or crisps (chips). Is essentially another term for a sugar craving or craving for a certain treat food. Someone who is hungry treat will refuse all savory foods and will insist that they are only hungry for treat foods.
Kid: Mum, I'm hungry.
Mum: Here have this banana.
Kid: No I can't I'm hungry treat, I can't eat a banana it has to be a treat!
by LordJenal December 15, 2021
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Infectionery Treat

When a delicious treat gets covered with germs.
I sneezed while blowing out the candles on my birthday cake instantly turning it from a confectionary treat to an infectionery treat.
by rpcgal January 29, 2022
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Beefy Treat

a line used by terrible actors during 9th grade scenes
She spoke of my beefy treat like she wanted a bite
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Treated

(Adjective) Something that has a positive connotation.
(When someone gives you something you like) "oh my, I am so treated!"

(When you finally finish your final day of work for the week) "Wow, this is so treated!"

(When you wake up feeling ill) "I am definitely not feeling treated"
by Luke (Spook) January 4, 2021
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Machiavellian treat

Something that seems to be a gift on the surface, though you're not actually getting anything, and are at risk of losing everything and being put out on the street (if you never fight).
Holding your breath won't do much good with a slow knife going further and further in between your ribs. The extensions of restrictions are just a Machiavellian treat for business owners to make them think they're getting something good by staying open instead of being shut down. Really, the governor is the one getting the treat.
by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021
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